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rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

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… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what. Can’t stress this enough.

(via waitingforanabsolution)

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

(Source: verityveritas, via waitingforanabsolution)

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via bennycumberbooteh)

Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

best-of-funny:

sweatinginthewinter:

puccapuccanoodles:

I’M DYING hELP

“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj

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tea-and-tumblr:

deathbycas:

oncomingbeth:

mrthorinton:

youmeatpurgatory:

improbablenormality:

1chainz:

boomitsnialler:

take a deep breath and repeat after me:

  • i am not a letter grade
  • i am not a gpa
  • i am not a statistic
  • i am not just a student
  • i am good at something
  • i am more than what an institution tells me i am
  • i am legend
  • i am iron man
  • i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
  • i am the doctor
  • i am a high functioning sociopath
  • do your research
  • i am an angel of the lord

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(Source: nointerrruption, via bennycumberbooteh)

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